You have no morals JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST

“continue reading if you have no morals”

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&OH YES! got back report book ytd,
i got 5th in class!! :D
great improvement okay okay.
term1 i got 13th can. plus i failed math in term1.

term 2: 5th in class
eng 55
higher chi 52 pass!:D
a math 71 :D woohoo!!
e math 56
sci(phy bio) 59
ss hist 67
F&N 72

told mummy i shouldnt take chi end of year cus; like abit waste $ cus i definitely have to retake next yr :\

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tired ._____.
okay, from morning, met zhuo @khatib(i was late!!)
went combine training, till 12plus. than had school training till 5plus.
went to hub with zhuo&strawberry.

match!
vs bph. okay seriously i think we did really MUCH better than the match against alumni.
jiayou girls! although we still lost, i think we put up a good fight right? :)
still have, don't give up okay! remember we must play like that few points till we finish the matches! :D jiayou! (:

had this "team talk" after briefing. so fun! :)
than went market with them&sister. homed with zhuo&sister.
superb tired okay ):
12hours, 9full hours of balling.

cassandra sucks. she cannot set dao wei anymore. sucks like shit.
she jump set also become holding, shither.

&YES!! :D
43 more hours to baby touchdown in singapore! :) :) :)

Labels: 2more days, cassandra sucks

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oh my gosh this is damn funny

1.
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital.
One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool.
David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act..
The doctor immediately order David to be discharged from the Mental Hospital as
he is OK.
Doctor: We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses,since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died.
David: Doctor, he didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry!

2.
One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: ” Every time u work, I gotta 7 days off!”
KOTEX retorted: “Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta take 9 months leave”.

3.
Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared.
Girl scolded him, “Never seen a naked girl before?
Driver replied “Yes! Seen many before but wonderingwhere you keep your money to pay taxi fare.”

4.
A man joins a big corporation as a trainee.
The first day at work, he dials the canteen and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other end said, “You fool! You’ve dialed the wrong extension!
Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” replied the trainee.“It’s the company CEO!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do YOU know who YOU are talking to?!”
“No.” replied the CEO angrily.“Good!” replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
(hahhahahah! :D)

5.
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
Your name please.
“Abdul Aziz ”
Sex?
“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel”

6.
In the beginning God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then neither God nor man has rested.

7.
2. In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested.

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so bored okay. days without trng sucks.

yesterday? went hub with mum&sis afterwhich went off to meet shooom&strawberry :D

than than. met up with yiting silly jeline sayon dayao &sayon's bro!

bus-ed to hougang.

voleibol guys looked so overage can ??! ahahahahah

but it hink that was a nice match compared to before &after's.

homed with shooom&strawberry.

we jitaoooooo LAUGHED THRU TH BUS RIDE LA!

ps. next time never go out with ahgroooom man. she can laugh till everyone on the bus can hear lor!

hahahahha!

fun day though :)

SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY!! :D

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[1]
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would he have left?
Ted: $10
Teacher: you dont know maths!
Ted: you dont know my father!

[2]
Teacher: Simon, did you copy your brother's work? Your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly same as his.
Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!

[3]
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part ?
Student: All of me, Sir.

[4]
Teacher: How come you dont comb your hair?
Ah Kow: no comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: no hair, Sir.

[5]
A boy came home from school with his exam results.

"what did you get?" asked his father.
"my marks are under water." said the boy.
"what do you mean 'under water' ?"
"they are all below 'C' (sea) level."

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They made me look like astronaut! >:(

thanks to dayao :D &its supposed to be orange!!

mummy's RED+pink strips :D

stupid yao!

debrief for team PHS

PORN!! ahahah!

just look at sijia ..

hokay, today woke up at 11.45 :D meet mum for lunch at 12.15!

ahahahha slp till superb shuang

on th way to prata house, saw this super cute dog!

the breed is called'bishon' i think. like bear bear lidat! &super ting hua. omg super cute!!

after lunch went home, slackedddddddddddddddddd &went trng.

training sian okay. not much activities, on play match fun!:D

setting sucks ): deprove like dunno what. muthu! i miss you :(

&now super slow! last time can save th balls now all cannot liao :(

after trng went home! ALONE. cus sijia didnt come &they went bbt didnt felt like going :

MONDAY TRNG 4-7 T_T

I MISS BABY :(

Labels: 2nd june, 5days

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I MISS HIM ! :(

okay. today woke up at 12? &boy called me in th morning i didnt pick up!! :(
super sad okay. but nvm, he sent me a msg :) Love you!*<3
mummy super slack can !?! cus she know i have no trng today,
she took leave! hahahahha :D

so went chongpang for lunch, walked ard for DAMN LONG ..
&boyboy called me! :) their nap time .. (:
went to highlight my hair! :D
i highlighted orange brown while she dyed reddish purple/pink? hah.

homed, went off to meet zhuo &headed for hougang.
&that cuckoo girl! she forgot her shoe bag, she left it in school!
so acc her to sch, than head for hougang.

against PHS ALUMNI, lost 2-0 :(
okay expected loss, but we didnt play like our norm!
below expected performance .. rah.
hopefully sat match will play like we alwasy do! (:

waited for sijia &went home.
super tired mans. tmr trng!
i need training.

Labels: 2nd june, 6 days

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this dog doesnt need to be leashed &it appeared at the linkway to mrt!

so there's the owner. HAH.

one for darling one for me (:

i love you dear! *

my baobeis other than dar (:

see! the shuai ge <33

he's mine! wahahhahaha :D

he just cut hair :)

flying off .. )x

gone ):

so this morning, so afraid couldn't wake up on time, so i woke up at 7.30am instead of 7.45!

&dear forgot to morning call me!

bathed and stuffs, trained to woodlands to meet boyboy&his mum.

bus-ed to airport.

we were late! so didnt have time to walk around with boy ):

you owe me something &you forgot lor!!

so accompanied him &sent them off ard 11plus? their plane took off at 12.30 ..

ohmy gosh i'll miss you dear :(

so after they checked-in, went to find mich tania &shoushou

talked alot! :)

than stupid shoooom msg me say meeting @ 1.30pm outside school! while i was still at airport at 12.45 -.-

so quickly bused homed, took my stuffs &went to hj's house (:

end up!

-LATE FOR TRNG

-NO COLOR DYED

damn! probably going salon dye alrd. o(>.<)o

trng was super tiring. the things we did wasn't very tough, but i still felt super shag! ):

homed with zhuo sijia&hejun.

tmr 1st match for u19!

vs phs alumni. stressssssss ~

I MISS MY BOYBOY ):

i miss lying on your laps

miss you patting till i fall asleep &you have to take th last train home

miss biting you

miss pinching your chubby cheeks

miss hugging you and being in your arms

miss touching your hair

miss you you you !!

faster come back ):

Labels: 2nd june, 7 days

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this is real please hahahah

stick insect! (:

trekking!

resting (:

gamblers

field cooking

rapids!! (:

eeeeew canopy walk

"wild wild wet"

FAT ASS

the pictures are not in order.

IM BACK ! :)

DAY 1- report to sch @6am

bused to tuas checkpoint, from jb took bus.

8hours!! in between went yongpeng for lunch.

reached ard 5plus? stayed at tekam plantation resort.

night, all crapped @assembly area got shouted by alex! all went back. HAH.

DAY 2

had to wake up at 7am @.@

went CIP!! at some school BORING ~

but we reached, damn fun! pri school, helped to paint the wall (:

the kids were super cute lor! not kidding okay

back for lunch, went rafting.

thought it would be super BORING but ended up damn fun!

like whole class working together lidat,

&our raft survived the longest lor! :D 3trips.

emo-ed that day :

DAY 3 -transfered to cave site

had trekking &rapids shooting (=

i think this is where the real camp started la.

trekking was super uber tiring okay!!! dunno climb &walk for how many million kms.

canopy walk! made me scream till 3rd briedge can hear. o(>.<)o

rapids was damn fun. the stupid person kept pour water on me! shitit.

ohya. the mini market sell twisties for RM0.30, we bought 10pkts :D

bus-ed to cave site, saw monkeys! hahahah.

explored the cave ourself, than night walk.

walked with tchers' guide, back with only a candle per grp.

so being cheeky boys, qq&ym went to blow off other grp's candle, made so many ppl scream&shout.

HAHAHHAHAH!

alex kept spot checking to ensure we SLEEP.

so, justin lester&ym came over to our tent when alex seem to have gone to sleep.

but! samantha lim woke up!! phewwww ~ didnt get caught (:

so went to slp pretty late, couldnt wake up in th morning!!

super tired @.@

DAY 4

field cooking was shit. no food lidat.

went caving! best activity i guess. but super tiring.

had to climb and crawl and slide sort of things.

mrs choy's "SK2 pond" hahaha!

skipped abseiling cus was afraid of heights! damn.

went to train station ard 11plus? the bus damn shuang okay!

than wonderful. train delay from 2am to 3.45am.

so we all slpt there xP

back to s'pore (: